The balding eagle.

This,as you may not realize,isn't a dig at the USA's national bird.

This is something that has taken about more than a third of the earth's population's peace by storm. 

Time-3 pm.

Friend: Dude! You're losing your hair..

The 'Dude'-Oh! Who?? ME??(No,my uncle..) Nah man..My hair's wet. Oh shit!! I forgot to use the towel after taking bath in the morning...(Now you know why the time was mentioned...)

Or....'Dude':That stupid barber is a fucking jackass!! Never go to him!

Friend: Dude,you didn't get a haircut in a month....

WWOOPS!!

Baldness..SUCKS

Poor fellows really don't want to go bald..

Many of our grandfathers,from the mother's side,from the father's side...and in most unfortunate cases,from both sides have had to deal with it(Err...that's me..Annnd I have started seeing what shit genetics can do to you..).

And they,(grandfathers).....err......haven't...........exactly.........succeeded APPARENTLY.

There are all sort of ads addressing baldness and it's solutions in the newspapers,TV,magazines, et cetera . Err,even radio stations aren't immune to this stuff.

There are 'hair studios' that use Shane Warne , Brett Lee, Saurav Ganguly and all the other Lees' to testify how effective these places are. Fellows try all sort of oily stuff on their head..all allopathic,homeopathic,ayurvedic,herbal,Chinese,sub-Saharan techniques, whats' and what not's to stop,if not reverse the deforestation of their precious mane. 

Then there are those wigs of course...age old solution....not very useful until a few recent cases(Michael C.Hall,Dexter lead actor,this one is not funny please!seriously!!)

Some wise ones just stop caring(actually,they stop caring because of helplessness...). They seek solace in reading articles that go by the title 'Girls find bald guys more attractive'(Do I really need to tell you how I feel about this one??) and they obviously get depressed to read stuff that looks like 'Bald folks experience higher stress'. Whether or not they do,I am sure the article's title puts them more under stress.

Now.....The wiser ones..(I belong here by the way) happily go fully bald.

Extra attention is one upside to this one,okay,maybe not the positive kind,but still.A little bit extra of this thing may just come in handy. There are downsides to this one too...but unavoidable in the other two options too, in most cases that is.

Parents(specially moms) get worried.

Ohh!! Son,You will look so weird! You had so much hair when you were young(By the way,you are still young!!). Basically,that is her concerned way of saying..."Son,Getting a girl just got all the more harder...specially when it was already hard for you in the first place..."...Very insightful.

Meanwhile...you are like...Mom,Mayyybe  you could have thought over this issue when you saw both my grandfathers....(Okay...that was SO NOT a joke..Shit!! If my mom reads this,then??).

BUT!!!! BUTT!!!! BUTT(No,the butt doesn't have hairloss troubles...probably even if it did,you wouldn't give a fuck I suppose),men aren't the only ones with the troubled mane.

It is something of a trouble even on Venus inhabitants!! I was shocked to learn of this,the first time,as a kid when I heard this..But later,it sort of sunk in...Law of symmetry. This may not be any proven law...but concepts like 'things go full circle',Yin-Yang(okay,maybe not this one) and things like that...same stuff. Besides,why should the cause of Man's troubles(I am going to be aimed at with rocks for this one!!) be spared of his troubles??(Hope they never understand guys!!)

No,but it is actually pretty sad sometimes..annd fun otherwise(I am seriously dead),speciallllly if 'their' barber TRULY screwed up!!!! But all hands down for those who go all off...THEY HAVE BALLS MAN!! Seriously(Okay,not that seriously...)

Some are unfortunate to go through with things like cancer. I won't call it unfortunate,you can beat me as much you want for this,because these,where ever they are,no matter what the end result,specially if they are fighting, surpass probably every source of motivation on the planet. I don't pity them. It would be an abuse to their courage! 

Okay,it got a bit too heavy I guess.On a lighter note, to those pansys' who are looking to shed their wallets on treatment...two things...

1-Hope your treatment works.

2-Hopefully,you'll buy a hair clipper with a little less money.

For the remaining ones...Enjoy this commercial....You will double up(not sorry if you lack the funny bone!)..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9CQpYPR1Ug